Holy Mother of Want!

"Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen" (distraxi) 08/13/2018 at 22:17 • Filed to: Not your grandma's Nespresso machine

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a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! made me google Superveloce to see who else apart from Fezza and Lambo was using the name.

I found this. And now I can’t un-know it exists. My life will be forever incomplete, until I own the small country I expect you need to buy one.

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“ with Grappa dispenser ”, FFS! As if the rest of the specs weren’t droolworthy enough!

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 08/13/2018 at 23:16

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... goddamnit, let me burn all my credit cards before you answer.

Okay. I’m ready. Does it also make coffee suitable for turning into irish coffee?

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks 08/13/2018 at 23:46

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Unfortunately - or fortunately, depending on your taste in coffee - all it appears to make is capsule coffee.

Still, I’m sure you could find an irish-appropriate nespresso blend and fill the grappa dispenser with Jameson’s

Not that actually making coffee’s the point of a toy like this...

C62030 > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 08/14/2018 at 00:35

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It’s $16,500.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 08/14/2018 at 02:32

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Well, you just saved my credit cards.

And a grappa dispenser isn’t going to hold anywhere near enough Jameson’s for my irish coffee. Forget the Nespresso. I always have to tell the bar how to make mine.

RootWyrm’s Irish Coffee:

12-16oz strong black coffee, medium or medium-dark roast, fresh brewed

IMPORTANT: coffee should be ABOVE safe serving temp. Use of microwave is OK to achieve this. But NOT BOILING.

IMPORTANT: not Folgers or breakfast blends. Sumatra is preferred .

Equal amount of Jameson’s, Bushmills, or Glenlivet.

IMPORTANT: do not use top shelf. Blend is preferred.

One half shot, 1% or 2% milk

One full shot glass, whipped cream (optional)

Chill whiskey with wine chiller before pouring

Pour coffee and whiskey into glass beer stein at the same time, equal amounts (so 24-32oz total)

Stir coffee and whiskey until somewhat blended. Add half shot of milk, continue stirring until thoroughly mixed

Pour shot glass of whipped cream on top, sprinkle with pinch of sugar (optional)

just-a-scratch > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks 08/14/2018 at 10:18

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My Irish coffee recipe, it’s a bit simpler, b ut less sophisticated.

Pour some Jameson or B ushmill’s in a mug.

Salute a coffee pot.

Drink from mug.

Eat some whipped cream if available.

Wacko > Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks 08/24/2018 at 09:44

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wait you are missing a drizzle of Grand marnier on top.